About Mark Spector, by Devita Duran:
Oh My What NerveNess! Who does Mark Spector think he is, expecting me, Devita Duran, the hottest underground psycho-pharmacist in Amerika, to write about him?
Mark could have made me decades ago. But noooo. Like a true beta dog, he dumped genre-bending fiction to write advertising. And now with the kids grown and out of the house, he comes keyboard crawling back.
Does Mark really think I’ll write something nice after what he put me through in Devita Duran Gets Stoned? Or the petty felonies he admitted to in "Running from the Witness Protection Program."
I mean, there must be a million dorks and dorkesses, writing in retirement the novels they wanted to write in their twenties. Mark Spector is just the weirdest.