Zebedee Abercorn

The author's real name is not Zebedee Abercorn, but that news might not really come as much of a surprise, all things considered. He is a hyperliterate Glaswegian Tourettist gay dad, and the only constant in his life is that he thinks he's funny. He craves attention, sprays his conversation with witty aphorisms and can hit a moving target with a killer comeback from fifty paces - blindfolded. He loves creating inaccurate first impressions, and lives in limbo.