John A. Farnell

I'm a British writer with a fondness for crafting the sardonic and surreal, rummaging through the odd, the overlooked, and the unhinged to spin whimsical tales stitched with twisted metaphors and a conspiratorial wink at absurdity.

When not writing, I indulge in the functional subversion of vintage electronics—because old technology deserves a second life, preferably a mischievous one.