James Hannon

James Hannon is the world's greatest 32-year-old, male author called James from Coosan, Athlone, Co. Westmeath, Ireland. He may have only written two books (that he's willing to let see the light of day), but there will definitely be many more.

James resides in Athlone Castle with his seventeen hounds and forty two ferrets and he can remember all of their names and they definitely exist.

What? You don't believe it? Are you calling me, I mean, him a liar? That's rich coming from you. How dare you! Get off my author page right now! Eh, I mean James's author page. I'm a completely different person. He'd be way too busy with important author stuff to write something like this.

Look, just buy his book to make up for being so mean.