Inch Distant

Hailing from the Chicilub Su-Domirrum, Inch Distant has established a reputation as one of humanity's greatest writers. Over the years, he has received countless minor awards, countable major awards, an assortment of death threats, and even an official notice of recognition from our most watchful Quadrinity.

Now, he takes on a challenge that he has been "eyeing up since [he] was a boy." That challenge, of course, is the retelling of our history—how humanity lost its Definitivity. Despite considerable public outcry, Inch has finalized his efforts, resulting in his widely-discussed novel, The Death of Definitivity.

Inch invites you to "absolve yourself of your ignorance and bask in the warming light of our species' triumphs."