Doc Flamingo

Jason Robert Michael Maffettone

aka “Doc Flamingo”

aka “Jason The Bastard”

aka “AJStoner”

Is a wretched, miserable, autistic misanthrope of no real use to anyone. Born to the smokestack jungles of northern New Jersey, he has traveled the world irritating people and making a general nuisance of himself for just over half-a-century. He now resides in the dank, dark swamps of Florida where he will doubtless come to no good end.

Despite the last name (a result of the divorce gene running rampant in his family for many generations) he is actually of Irish and English descent which perhaps explains his odd propensity to brutally oppress himself and then savagely retaliate.

Counted among his hobbies are being flippant, quarrelsome, disrespecting his social betters, and long walks on the beach.

If you are unfortunate enough to encounter him in the wild please bear in mind that he is ill-tempered, often confused, and heavily armed.

You have been warned.