Junie Fermentine

Junie Fermentine is your go-to fruity authority on chaos, cocktails, and questionable culinary history. Equal parts event planner, kitchen witch (but not the magical kind—just the messy, apron-wearing kind), and spa-day enthusiast, Junie turns every fruit into a story worth peeling into.

She’s the author of the Kitchen Cult Classics series—a collection of juicy, jam-sticky books overflowing with DIY spa recipes, dangerously drinkable cocktails, suspicious facts, and fruit-fueled nonsense.

When she’s not writing scandalous chapters about strawberries or leading a grape-fueled rebellion, Junie is probably lounging in a fruit-scented bath, inventing new ways to ruin a dinner party, or sipping something sparkly while pretending it counts as research.

🍓 Follow her fruity adventures, spa tips, and cocktail chaos on Facebook.

🍍 Warning: May contain puns, peelings, and recipes no one asked for.