Sean Patrick Page

Dr. Sean Patrick Page is a reclusive thinker of questionable divinity and unparalleled sarcasm. A self-proclaimed theologian of the damned and literary confessor to the stars (fallen ones, mostly), he specializes in unmasking the sacred with style, wit, and a generous puff of cigar smoke.

His work blurs the line between revelation and rebellion—delving into scripture with a scalpel, a snarl, and the occasional cocktail. The Devil’s Memoir is his first foray into letting the Devil speak for himself, and he’s already regretting it.

When not transcribing tales from Hell’s back office, Dr. Page spends his time scowling at organized dogma and taking long walks on metaphorical fire.

He is not available for interviews—unless the apocalypse is trending.