M.K. Smarson

Author Bio

M.K. Smarson writes books for people who’ve had enough of… well, people. With a sharp wit and a love for calling out everyday absurdities, Smarson turns life’s most frustrating moments into laugh-out-loud social commentary.

Their debut humor book, F Everyone: Life’s Too Short for Stupid People, takes aim at the idiots we all encounter — at work, in public, online, and everywhere in between. Each section is packed with sarcastic, brutally funny takes that make readers laugh, nod in recognition, and maybe feel a little less alone in their daily frustration.

When not writing, Smarson can be found avoiding crowds, dodging small talk, and pretending to enjoy corporate emails.

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Editorial Review

“Equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable — finally, a book that hates people as much as I do.”

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Q&A with M.K. Smarson

Q: Why did you write F Everyone?

A: Honestly? Because people are exhausting. Everywhere you go, someone’s blocking the aisle, replying all, or blasting their playlist in public like the world begged for a DJ. I figured if I had to suffer through it, I might as well make it funny — and share the therapy with everyone else.

Q: Who should read this book?

A: Anyone who has ever muttered “I hate people” under their breath in a grocery store, office, or family reunion. If you roll your eyes more than you blink, congratulations; this book is basically your diary, but with more sarcasm.

Q: Is this book just ranting, or is there a point?

A: Both. Yes, it’s one long roast of humanity, but it’s also about validation. We’ve all been trapped in situations that make us question human evolution; this book says, “You’re not alone. Everyone else is this annoying too.”

Q: What can readers expect from you next?

A: More snark, more sarcasm, more survival guides for dealing with humanity. I’m currently working on F Everyone: At Work — because if there’s one place overflowing with ridiculous behavior, it’s the office.