Matthew Mcmillan

Matthew R. McMillan I write brutally honest, unapologetically crude humor for people who are tired of pretending life is dignified.

My books focus on the moments everyone experiences but nobody wants to talk about awkward bodily disasters, social panic, bad decisions, and the quiet terror of real life happening at the worst possible time. Written in a blunt British voice, My work isn’t self-help, inspirational, or polite. It’s fast, filthy, and painfully relatable.

I believes humor works best when it’s uncomfortable, recognizable, and just a bit too honest. If you’ve ever trusted a fart, panicked in public, or realized too late that things have gone horribly wrong, my books are probably for you.

I live in the UK and continue to write because therapy is expensive, but venting my frustrations by writing them down is cheaper.