Harold Eppley has been writing stories for as long as he can remember. In third grade he sold hand-printed copies of his "books" to his classmates for a quarter each until his mother made him stop. A graduate of Saint Olaf College and Wartburg Theological Seminary, Harold has worked as an ESL (English as a Second Language) educator for immigrant children and is currently a chaplain at Eastcastle Place, a senior living community in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Harold is the author of 8 books for adults, including 7 written with his wife, Rochelle Melander. Deadpan is his debut book for children.