Metolius Rox

Metolius Rox is an emergency medicine physician based in Bend, Oregon, where he has spent over a decade working in high-pressure environments that have given him a front-row seat to the unpredictable, absurd, and often darkly humorous side of human nature.

His writing draws from those experiences, along with a love of outdoor adventure, international travel, and a lifelong appreciation for humor that probably peaked somewhere around middle school and never fully matured.

Bobbie reflects that perspective—fast-moving, irreverent, and occasionally sincere—blending chaos, humor, and unexpected moments of connection into a story that doesn’t always follow the rules, but rarely slows down.