Jeff Strand: Signed (41 results)
Language: English
Published by Cemetery Dance Publications, Baltimore, MA 2020
- Hardcover
- Signed
Seller: Russian Hill Bookstore, San Francisco, U.S.A.Russian Hill Bookstore
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Hardcover. Condition: Near Fine. Dust Jacket Condition: Near Fine. 103 pages, 8vo. Limited Edition of 750 signed and numbered copies. This is copy 51. SIGNED by the author Jeff Strand on limited page. Minor shelfwear. DJ in mylare. Tight binding, no marks. Volume is in Near Fine condition. Signed by Author(s).
- Hardcover
- First Edition
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Seller: Easton's Books, Inc., Mount Vernon, U.S.A.Easton's Books, Inc.
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Hardcover. Condition: NF. 1st Edition. Hardback in Near Fine condition with Near Fine dust jacket . 8vo 8" - 9" tall. 100 pages. Copy number 68 of a limited edition of 400 signed by both author, Jeff Strand, and illustrator, Keith Minnion. Quick shipping, excellent customer service. All books carefully packaged in boxes and ship… with tracking information.
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Published by Biting Dog Publications, Duluth, Georgia 2007
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: knew_4_you, San Jose, U.S.A.knew_4_you
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Hardcover. Condition: New. Dust Jacket Condition: New. 1st Edition. NEW HARDBACK. SIGNED by JEFF STRAND & KEITH MINNION [NO Inscription]. LIMITED Ed. #103/400. DJ in Clear, ARCHIVAL MYLAR WRAP. NO remainder mark. "Meet Frank, a truly reprehensible human being. An egotistical sexist morally vacant scumbag who gets off on committi…ng armed robbery. The kind of creep whose smirk you want to rub off with razor blade-laced sandpaper. But when he robs Gretchen at gunpoint, he'll get a lot more than the twelve bucks in her cash register." | SHIPS AIRMAIL INTERNATIONALLY. Keith Minnion (illustrator). Signed by Author(s).
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- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Rare Books Store, Suwanee, U.S.A.Rare Books Store
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Hardcover. Condition: Near Fine. Dust Jacket Condition: Near Fine. 1st Edition, Limited Edition. No. 266 of 750 copies book - Near Fine dust jacket - Near Fine. Signed by Author(s).
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- First Edition
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Seller: Pat Cramer, Bookseller, Lewisville, U.S.A.Pat Cramer, Bookseller
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Hardcover. Condition: New. Dust Jacket Condition: New. First Edition/First Printing. About the Book: Barry pushed the freezer door shut. Since he was the one whose arm had been slashed up, it would've been nice if somebody else took the initiative to close the damn door, but he'd gripe about that later. Somebody else outside joi…ned in the frantic pounding. Barry looked at his arm again. The broken bottle had gotten him bad. Published as a Signed Hardcover Limited Edition: . Limited to just 750 signed and numbered copies . Personally signed by the author on a unique signature page . Printed on 60# acid-free paper . Bound in full-cloth with colored head and tail bands . Featuring hot foil stamping on the front boards and spine . Printed and bound with full-color endpapers . Smyth sewn to create a more durable binding . Wrapped in a full-color dust jacket . Limited ONE TIME printing of this special edition A square solid tight clean unread unused copy. THIS COPY IS IN MY POSSESSION AND WILL NORMALLY SHIP NEXT DAY. Alan M. Clark (illustrator). Signed by Author(s). Book.
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Seller: Fleur Fine Books, Port Neches, U.S.A.Fleur Fine Books
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HARDCOVER. Condition: Used; Very Good. Used; Very Good. Cemetery Dance 2020 28*E*01 Hardcover. SIGNED by author on limitations page. This signed, numbered edition is limited to 750 numbered copies, of which this is number 274. Printed on 60# acid-free paper . Bound in full-cloth with colored head and tail bands . Featuring hot f…oil stamping on the front boards and spine . Printed and bound with full-color endpapers . Smyth sewn to create a more durable binding . Wrapped in a full-color dust jacket .Book Condition; Very Good Jacket Condition; Very Good . 2020. HARDCOVER.
Dead Harvest: A Collection Of Dark Tales (Volume 1): Signed
Chizmar, Richard; Lebbon, Tim; Malfi, Ronald; Ethridge, Benjamin Kane; Strand, Jeff; Moore, James A.; Waggoner, Tim; Gifune, Greg F.; Lacey, Patrick; Kyle Yadlosky
Language: English
Published by Scarlet Galleon Publications, LLC, U.S.A. 2014
- Softcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: SkylarkerBooks, DAYTON, U.S.A.SkylarkerBooks
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Soft cover. Condition: Fine. 1ST. Excellent Copy - Softcover - Trade Paperback - Signed By Billy Chizmar & Richard Chizmar Title Page. Signature Only. Book Is In Near Fine Condition. Boards Have The Tiniest Bit Of Shelf Wear. Page Edges Have Been Turned, Very Light Wear. Interior Is Clean And Legible. Not Remaindered. Signed by…Author(s). Book.
Madhouse: *Signed*
Hodson, Brad C.; Ethridge, Kane; Palisano, John; Yardley, Mercedes; Morton, Lisa; Strand, Jeff; Hart, Megan; Skipp, John
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Seller: All-Ways Fiction, DAYTON, U.S.A.All-Ways Fiction
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Trade Paperback. Condition: Fine. First Edition. SIGNED by the BRAD C. HODSON on the Title page. SIGNED by JOHN PALISANO, MERCEDES YARDLEY, MAX XAVIER, SAM W. ANDERSON, MEGHAN ARCURI, LISA MORTON, RENA MASON, JEFF STRAND, MEGAN HART, & JOHN SKIPP on their story. A First edition, First printing. Book is in Near Fine condition. ed…ges are clean, Interior is clean and legible. Not remaindered. Thanks and Enjoy. All-Ways well packaged, All-Ways fast service. Signed by Author(s).
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Published by Biting Dog Publications, Duluth, Georgia 2007
- Hardcover
- Signed
Seller: Midway Book Store (ABAA), St. Paul, U.S.A.Midway Book Store (ABAA)
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Hardcover. Condition: Fine in Fine dust jacket. Limited edition. 23.5 x 15.5 cm. Octavo. 100pp. Red cloth in dust jacket. Limited to 400 copies signed by the author and the artist, Keith Minnion, of which this is copy 354.
Published by Biting Dog Publications, Duluth, Georgia 2007
- Hardcover
- Signed
Seller: Attic Books (ABAC, ILAB), London, CanadaAttic Books (ABAC, ILAB)
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Hardcover. Condition: Fine. Dust Jacket Condition: Fine. 100 p. 24 cm. Red cloth in mylar-covered dustjacket. 10 forewords by Michael A. Arnzen, MaryJanice Davidson, Christopher Golden, others. Limited to 400 copies of which this is no. 253, signed by the author and artist.
Published by Delirium Books 2008
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: The Book Scouts, Hamilton, CanadaThe Book Scouts
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Add to basketCondition: Near Fine. Near Fine. First Edition. We're always buying collectible book collections. Contact us for details. We're happy to provide pictures of all books, please just ask! This signed special hardcover edition is limited to 300 limited numbered copies. This book is copy 228. No jacket as issued. Published in 2006. C…overs are clean and bright. Edges are sharp. No tears or creases. The book itself is in Near Fine condition. The binding is straight and tight. NO remainder mark. Signed.
Published by Cargo Cult Press 2010
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Pat Cramer, Bookseller, Lewisville, U.S.A.Pat Cramer, Bookseller
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Add to basketHardcover. Condition: Fine. Dust Jacket Condition: Fine. First Edition/First Printing. A square solid tight clean unread unused copy. THIS COPY IS IN MY POSSESSION AND WILL NORMALLY SHIP NEXT DAY. Tom Moran (illustrator). Signed by Author(s). Book.
Published by Delirium Books 2008
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Pat Cramer, Bookseller, Lewisville, U.S.A.Pat Cramer, Bookseller
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Add to basketHardcover. Condition: Fine. Dust Jacket Condition: Fine. First Edition/First Printing. A square solid tight clean unread unused copy. THIS COPY IS IN MY POSSESSION AND WILL NORMALLY SHIP NEXT DAY. Alan M. Clark (illustrator). Signed by Author(s). Book.
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Published by Dark Regions Press / Weird House Press, Portland, OR 2023
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- Signed
Seller: Hyraxia Books. ABA, ILAB, Hutton Cranswick, United KingdomHyraxia Books. ABA, ILAB
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Add to basketHardback. Condition: Fine. Dust Jacket Condition: Fine. Limited Edition. Portland, OR, Dark Regions Press / Weird House Press, 2023. Limited Edition. Hardback. A fine copy. Number 24 of an unspecified number of copies published, signed by the author as issued. [12931, Hyraxia Books]. Signed by Author(s).
Published by Delirium Books 2009
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Pat Cramer, Bookseller, Lewisville, U.S.A.Pat Cramer, Bookseller
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Add to basketHardcover. Condition: Fine. Dust Jacket Condition: None,As Issued. First Edition/First Printing. A square solid tight clean copy. THIS COPY IS IN MY POSSESSION AND WILL NORMALLY SHIP NEXT DAY. Mike Bohatch (illustrator). Signed by Author(s). Book.
Published by Dark Regions Press, New York 2015
- Softcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: All-Ways Fiction, DAYTON, U.S.A.All-Ways Fiction
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Trade Paperback. Condition: Near Fine. First Edition. SIGNED by BRAD HODSON on the Title page. SIGNED by JOHN PALISANO, MEGHAN ARCURI, LISA MORTON, RENA MASON, JEFF STRAND, MEGAN HART, & JOHN SKIPP on their story. A First edition, First printing. Book is in Near Fine condition. Boards are clean, not bumped. Fore edges have a tin…y bit of shelf wear. Interior is clean and legible. Not remaindered. Thanks and Enjoy. All-Ways well packaged, All-Ways fast service. Signed by Contributors. Book.
More imagesPublished by Delirium Books, North Webster, IN 2008
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Heartwood Books and Art, Fort Lauderdale, U.S.A.Heartwood Books and Art
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Add to basketHardcover. Condition: Fine. Dust Jacket Condition: Fine. First Edition. Gleefully Macabre Tales by Jeff Strand (Limited Signed Edition) Firm square copy. Bright dust jacket. Not price-clipped. In clear protective cover. Stated first edition. Limited to 300 copies. #201/300. BOOK.
Published by Delirium Books 2007
- Hardcover
- Signed
Seller: Broad Street Books, Branchville, U.S.A.Broad Street Books
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Add to baskethardcover. Condition: Like New. Limited author signed and numbered edition. This being number 1 of 250 copies. Hardcover with fine dust jacket. Book is in Excellent "Gift Quality" condition, pages are clean and tight. Signed by Author.
Published by Delirium Books 2007
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Books From California, Simi Valley, U.S.A.Books From California
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Add to baskethardcover. Condition: Fine. Includes dust jacket. Signed. First Edition. Stated first, copy 91, signed by the author on the limitation page. DJ in mylar sleeve, pages clean. Copy in fine condition.
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Published by Mundania Press, Cincinnatti, OH, USA 2003
Series: An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 2 of 5. Book 2 of 5 - An Andrew Mayhem Thriller
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- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Green Oak Books and Collectibles, Airdrie, CanadaGreen Oak Books and Collectibles
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Soft cover. Condition: As New. 1st Edition. trade paperback 180 pp. The book appears to be unread. There are no faults to the cover or text block. An immaculate copy. Signed by the author on the title page. From the back cover: "Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you just know it's going to be the kind of day where you end… up tied to a chair in a filthy garage while a pair of tooth-deprived lunatics torment you with a chainsaw. So as I struggled against the ropes, I can't say I was all that surprised." This is book stars Andrew Mayhem the main protagonist from Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary). It has all of Strand's trademark sardonic, cynical and twisted humour. Signed by Author(s).
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Published by Thunderstorm Books, Cashion, Arizona 2022
- Hardcover
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Seller: Hyraxia Books. ABA, ILAB, Hutton Cranswick, United KingdomHyraxia Books. ABA, ILAB
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Add to basketHardback. Condition: Fine. Limited Edition. Cashion, Arizona, Thunderstorm Books, 2022. Limited Edition. Hardback. A fine copy. 64 of 79 copies. Signed by the author and Lynne Hanson who provides the art. [13031, Hyraxia Books]. Signed by Author(s).
Published by Earthling Publications 2021
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Recycle Bookstore, San Jose, U.S.A.Recycle Bookstore
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Hardcover. Condition: Fine. Dust Jacket Condition: Fine. Signed and limited, 62/250. Both book and dust jacket are in great shape, very clean and sharp all around, as new. Photos on request.
More imagesPublished by Delirium Books 2009
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: The Raven and the Key, Portland, U.S.A.The Raven and the Key
Contact seller5-star sellerHardcover. Condition: New. No Jacket. 1st Edition. - Published by Delirium in 2009, this limited edition copy is #75 of 150, and signed by Strand. - New and unread, no dust jacket as issued. Signed by Author(s).
Published by Delirium Books 2009
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: knew_4_you, San Jose, U.S.A.knew_4_you
Contact seller5-star sellerHardcover. Condition: New. 1st Edition. NEW HARDBACK. SIGNED by JEFF STRAND [NO Inscription]. NO DJ, as Published. LIMITED Ed. #120/150. NO remainder mark. "At any given moment, the human body contains millions of parasites. This is the story of just one. A really, really nasty one. Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy month even…before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn forty. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didn't feel so good. Now everything is changing. His body is being affected in some very unpleasant ways. His personality is developing a few "quirks." But the biggest change is that he has a bunch of evil and/or psychotic people trying to hunt him down to acquire the parasite. His only hope is Julie, a gorgeous bounty hunter who may or may not have Benjamin's best interests in mind, and who may or may not be competent enough to help him anyway. Jeff Strand, author of The Sinister Mr. Corpse, Gleefully Macabre Tales, and Pressure, delivers his most outrageous adventure yet¿an over-the-top mix of gruesome body horror and a wacky road trip comedy. You'll laugh until your intestines scramble." | SHIPS AIRMAIL INTERNATIONALLY. Signed by Author(s).
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Seller: Pat Cramer, Bookseller, Lewisville, U.S.A.Pat Cramer, Bookseller
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Hardcover. Condition: Fine. Dust Jacket Condition: Fine. First Edition/First Printing. A square solid tight clean unread unused copy. Short story collection. This copy was signed by Strand and McVey THIS COPY IS IN MY POSSESSION AND WILL NORMALLY SHIP NEXT DAY. Alex McVey (illustrator). Signed Copy. Book.
More imagesPublished by Delirium Books 2011
- Hardcover
- First Edition
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Seller: Jeff 'n' Joys Quality Books, Redcar, United KingdomJeff 'n' Joys Quality Books
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Add to basketHardcover. Condition: Fine. No Jacket. 1st Edition. A first signed numbered limited edition (150 copies only) hardback with a stated First Edition Hardcover. Unread. Published without a dust jacket. Book #101 of 150. SIGNED by Jeff Strand on the limitation page. SYNOPSIS: "Nathan Pepper seemed like an ordinary baby. except for a… mouth full of scary sharp teeth. Because his life began with his grandmother strongly recommending that he be destroyed as soon as possible, it's safe to say that Nathan was not destined for a typical existence. He hated the nickname "Fangboy," but nobody could deny that he was the most frightening little boy in town. And he would have adventures of every sort. Tragic adventures, like what happened to his parents. Dangerous adventures, like his encounter with the sinister Professor Mongrel. Thrilling adventures, like the part where he's on an out-of-control horse and he can't make it stop running and you think "Well, he should just jump off," but he CAN'T because it's going too fast and he could break a leg. And, yes, one particularly gruesome adventure, though it is not described in great detail. Will things end happily for Nathan? Will he bite somebody?" Packed weight 640gms. IN STOCK FOR IMMEDIATE DESPATCH. Signed by Author(s).
More imagesPublished by Delirium Books 2009
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Jeff 'n' Joys Quality Books, Redcar, United KingdomJeff 'n' Joys Quality Books
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Add to basketHardcover. Condition: Fine. No Jacket. 1st Edition. A first signed numbered limited edition (150 copies only) hardback with a stated first edition. Published without a dust jacket. Some light tanning to pages. Unread. Book #107 of 150. SIGNED by Jeff Strand on the limitation page. SYNOPSYSI: "Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy m…onth even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn forty. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didn't feel so good." Packed weight 570gms. IN STOCK FOR IMMEDIATE DESPATCH. Signed by Author(s).
More imagesPublished by Delirium Books 2009
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Jeff 'n' Joys Quality Books, Redcar, United KingdomJeff 'n' Joys Quality Books
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Add to basketHardcover. Condition: Fine. No Jacket. 1st Edition. A first signed numbered limited edition (150 copies only) hardback with a stated first edition. Published without a dust jacket. Some light tanning to pages. Unread. Book #108 of 150. SIGNED by Jeff Strand on the limitation page. SYNOPSYSI: "Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy m…onth even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn forty. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didn't feel so good." Packed weight 570gms. IN STOCK FOR IMMEDIATE DESPATCH. Signed by Author(s).
More imagesPublished by Cargo Cult Press 2010
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: Jeff 'n' Joys Quality Books, Redcar, United KingdomJeff 'n' Joys Quality Books
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Add to basketHardcover. Condition: As New. No Jacket. 1st Edition. A first US signed, numbered limited edition hardback (85 copies only). Stated first hardcover edition. Published without a dust jacket. Unread. Bought new at publication and stored carefully ever since. Please note that the boards are a much darker purple than they appe…ar in the photo as the flash has made them appear very purple! Book #68 of 85. SIGNED by Jeff Strand on the limitation page. SYNOPSIS: "Charlie Stanlon is a serial killer. A ghastly, vicious sociopath who chains women to a table in his basement and tortures them to death. He has no friends. He has no family. He despises his co-workers. His only pleasure in life is to cause pain and terror. Until the day he finds an adorable Boston Terrier and takes it home." Packed weight 510gms IN STOCK FOR IMMEDIATE DESPATCH. Signed by Author(s).
Published by Delirium Books 2008
- Hardcover
- First Edition
- Signed
Seller: knew_4_you, San Jose, U.S.A.knew_4_you
Contact seller5-star sellerHardcover. Condition: New. Dust Jacket Condition: New. 1st Edition. NEW HARDBACK. SIGNED by JEFF STRAND [NO Inscription]. LIMITED Ed. #74/300. DJ in Clear, ARCHIVAL MYLAR WRAP. NO remainder mark."Cemetery Dance magazine says that "No author working today comes close to Jeff Strand's perfect mixture of comedy and terror." Gleeful…ly Macabre Tales compiles 32 of his most twisted blends of cringe-worthy horror and ghoulish humor, with a couple of serious pieces thrown in just to mess with you. This collection includes tales from his three chapbooks (Two Twisted Nuts, Socially Awkward Moments With An Aspiring Lunatic, and Funny Stories of Scary Sex) and numerous other stories both popular and obscure, including "Really, Really Ferocious" (the one with the wiener dog), "High Stakes" (the one with the slot machine), "Roasting Weenies by Hellfire" (the one with Satan), "The Bad Candy House" (the one with a very unpleasant old man at Halloween) and "The Socket" (the one with the eyeball socket). It also includes two of his entries in the World Horror Convention gross-out contest. But you don't want to read them. So if you're looking to laugh, gasp, gag, or do all three at the same time, making sort of a weird sound that hurts your lungs and elicits odd glances from nearby pedestrians, don't miss Gleefully Macabre Tales!" | SHIPS AIRMAIL INTERNATIONALLY. Signed by Author(s).
