Mcmillan Matthew Robert (10 results)

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Paperback. Condition: New.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Condition: very_good. Gently read. May have name of previous ownership, or ex-library edition. Binding tight; spine straight and smooth, with no creasing; covers clean and crisp. Minimal signs of handling or shelving. 100% GUARANTEE! Shipped with delivery confirmation, if you're not satisfied with purchase please return item for full refund. Ships USPS Media Mail.

Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. This is a book for reading on the shtter.If you're after inspiration, f** off now.I'm a 42 year old english bloke writing down all the grim, stupid, embarrassing thoughts that live in men's heads and shouldn't. Toilets. Farts. Sex. Food. Work. Family. Bad habits. Worse decisions. And that constant internal voice that says things you'd never admit out loud.No filter.No cleaning it up.No pretending you're better than this.If you've ever sat there thinking "why am I such a tw*t?", congratulations. This book is basically about you.From awkward bathroom situations to thoughts you'd deny under torture, The Man Rants drags everyday male shame out into the open and takes the piss out of it.This is not self help.It won't fix you.It won't make your life better.It'll just make you laugh, cringe, and think "thank f*** someone else is like this."Inside you'll find: - Toilet talk and why men are scared of anything going near their arse- Couch confessions involving the family dog- Old man rage about work, shifts, getting older, and hating everyone slightly more each year- Weird urges, bad habits, and thoughts that pop up for no good reason- Memories that'll make you laugh, gag, or stare at the wall in shameNo lessons.No growth.No redemption arc.Just one man saying exactly what he's thinking.Rough. Crude. And uncomfortably close to home. Warning: Bad language, crude British humour, and moments you'll laugh at then immediately deny.Buy it as a joke.Read it in private.Never admit you enjoyed it. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condition: New.

Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. A Ladies Guide on How to Prevent Your Fanny Smelling Like Cod is a crude, ridiculous, laugh-out-loud gag book packed with seventy brutal rules for staying fresh and avoiding life's most awkward fishy disasters.Written in the unfiltered voice of a man who clearly shouldn't be giving anyone advice, this book tackles hygiene, underwear chaos, summer sweat, dating panic, public toilet nightmares, and all the situations where things can go horribly wrong downstairs.It's not medical.It's not polite.It's not inspirational.It's fast, filthy, painfully relatable comedy, delivered one savage rule per page.Perfect as a cheeky gift, a guilty laugh, or a disgusting little reminder that cod is not destiny. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. The Man Rants: Confessions, Crap & Comedy from Real LifeWhat happens when a 42-year-old bloke decides to write down all the thoughts most men keep to themselves? You get this book: a messy, honest, laugh-out-loud collection of rants about toilets, farts, food, work, sex, family life, and all the random nonsense that clogs a man's brain.From awkward bathroom stories to intrusive thoughts you'd never admit out loud, The Man Rants doesn't hold back. It's crude, it's grim, it's funny - and it's real.Inside you'll find: This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.