Rivers Joan (925 results)

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. As the Queen of the Red Carpet, Joan Rivers has been eyewitness to Hollywood's most heinous crimes (okay, so they're fashion-related). And in this über-stylish mystery, she enlists her no-holds-barred, slightly blonder literary counterpart, Maxine Taylor, to solve a crime of a different sort. When a gorgeous young actress dies on the Red Carpet, some in Tinseltown call it bad publicity. Max calls it murder. The Academy Awards®. It's Hollywood's biggest night, and there's no star better equipped than the tart-tongued Max Taylor to hold court on the glamorous Red Carpet. Sharing the dish with her daughter, Drew, the calls-it-as-she-sees-it entertainer has parlayed this star-studded annual gig into television's most-watched pre-show event. And tonight, Max has landed a real coup--an exclusive interview with Halsey Hamilton, a fabulous, young, paparazzi-trailed Oscar nominee. But not even Max, who's seen her share of celebrity train wrecks, is prepared for an incoherent Halsey, straight out of rehab, to stumble up to the mic, slur a few cryptic words, and drop dead at the hem of Max's stunning Michael Kors gown. To Hollywood, the starlet's demise was tragic but inevitable. To Max, it looks more like a perfectly calculated crime. After all, she alone heard Halsey's final whisper--a clue that leads Max to the pricey rehab clinic Wonders. With a weakness for nothing more disturbing than artificial sweeteners, Max nonetheless goes undercover and embarks on a twelve-step investigation into murder. Once inside the luxury clinic, Max's list of suspicious players expands faster than the Jolie-Pitt family: Burke Norris, a professional cad and Drew's ex-fiancé; Halsey's father, who is still making money off his dead daughter's fame; Halsey's jealous younger sister; and Rojo Bernstein, a tattooed karate hipster who knew the troubled fallen star much better than anyone suspected. Now it's left to Max to unravel the sordid motives and find Halsey's killer while upstaging an over-the-top Hollywood memorial service and funeral where the ill-fated actress was buried in, of all things, a tacky designer knockoff! And you thought the Oscars were all swag bags and Jimmy Choos? Hah! Honey, it's murder. In Murder at the Academy Awards®, Joan Rivers delivers a very smart, bracingly funny, and pitch-perfect reflection of a Hollywood only she would dare to reveal--all seen through the eyes of an indomitable, high-end amateur sleuth who isn't asking "Who are you wearing?" but rather "Whodunit?".…

Hardback. Condition: Good. You know what she says out loud. Can you imagine what she writes in her diary? Following up the phenomenal success of her headline-making smash hit I Hate Everyone.Starting With Me (Berkley, 2012), the unstoppable Joan Rivers is at it again. When her daughter Melissa gives her a diary for Christmas, at first Joan is horrified - who the hell does Melissa think she is? That fat pig, Bridget Jones? But as Joan, being both beautiful and introspective, begins to record her day-to-day musings, she realises she has a lot to say.…

Hardback. Condition: Fair. You know what she says out loud. Can you imagine what she writes in her diary? Following up the phenomenal success of her headline-making smash hit I Hate Everyone.Starting With Me (Berkley, 2012), the unstoppable Joan Rivers is at it again. When her daughter Melissa gives her a diary for Christmas, at first Joan is horrified - who the hell does Melissa think she is? That fat pig, Bridget Jones? But as Joan, being both beautiful and introspective, begins to record her day-to-day musings, she realises she has a lot to say.…

Hardback. Condition: Good. Joan Rivers the groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess, is opinionated especially when it comes to things she hates. With her vast experiences it makes sense that she has come across a lot of people, places and things she can't stand. Fortunately she took notes and is now ready to share them. Here she really lays into ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, bad food, First Ladies, hypocrites, Hollywood, overrated historical figures and much more. Joan lets everyone, including herself, have it in this honest and hilarious rant. …

Hardback. Condition: Very Good. Joan Rivers the groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess, is opinionated especially when it comes to things she hates. With her vast experiences it makes sense that she has come across a lot of people, places and things she can't stand. Fortunately she took notes and is now ready to share them. Here she really lays into ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, bad food, First Ladies, hypocrites, Hollywood, overrated historical figures and much more. Joan lets everyone, including herself, have it in this honest and hilarious rant.…

Hardback. Condition: Fair. Joan Rivers the groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess, is opinionated especially when it comes to things she hates. With her vast experiences it makes sense that she has come across a lot of people, places and things she can't stand. Fortunately she took notes and is now ready to share them. Here she really lays into ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, bad food, First Ladies, hypocrites, Hollywood, overrated historical figures and much more. Joan lets everyone, including herself, have it in this honest and hilarious rant. …

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Hardback. Condition: Good. A fiercely honest and moving story of how Joan Rivers, one of comedy's greatest stars, survived the worst that life could throw at her, how she hit bottom and then made it back to the top.There are many self-help books by Ph.D's, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A. -- I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but on gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune. --From Bouncing BackSurvival stratagems from Joan RiversWhatever doesn't kill you makes you strongerAnd always remember: Surviving is the best revengeLook at Alexander Graham Bell, who did 22,000 experiments before he hit on the telephone. Just a few more and he would have had call waitingWhenever I hit bottom, the only thing I think of was set down by Jerome Kern: Pick myself up, dust myself off and start all over again. Dr. Kevorkian will get no call from me, unless I think he'd look good in a brooch.…

Condition: Good. Shows moderate signs of wear and previous use. Can include notes/highlighting. A portion of your purchase benefits nonprofits! - Note: Edition & format may differ from what is shown in stock photo & item details. May not include supplementary material (toys, access code, dvds, etc).

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Hardback. Condition: Very Good. There's No Such Thing As Over The Hill, Because The Hill Has Been Moved!In this humorous, practical book, Joan Rivers shows every woman how to be the best she can be and stay youthful, healthy, and mellow at any--and every--age. Filled with the latest information as well as entertaining anecdotes and stories, Don't Count the Candles provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex.Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging: IQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.At fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.Eat all you want, just don't swallow it.A roll in the hay keeps the doctor away--unless he happens to be in the hay with you.Take it from Joan Rivers--you've got a lot of living left to do.…

Hardback. Condition: Fair. There's No Such Thing As Over The Hill, Because The Hill Has Been Moved!In this humorous, practical book, Joan Rivers shows every woman how to be the best she can be and stay youthful, healthy, and mellow at any--and every--age. Filled with the latest information as well as entertaining anecdotes and stories, Don't Count the Candles provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex.Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging: IQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.At fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.Eat all you want, just don't swallow it.A roll in the hay keeps the doctor away--unless he happens to be in the hay with you.Take it from Joan Rivers--you've got a lot of living left to do.…

Hardback. Condition: Good. There's No Such Thing As Over The Hill, Because The Hill Has Been Moved!In this humorous, practical book, Joan Rivers shows every woman how to be the best she can be and stay youthful, healthy, and mellow at any--and every--age. Filled with the latest information as well as entertaining anecdotes and stories, Don't Count the Candles provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex.Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging: IQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.At fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.Eat all you want, just don't swallow it.A roll in the hay keeps the doctor away--unless he happens to be in the hay with you.Take it from Joan Rivers--you've got a lot of living left to do.…

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Condition: Good. Former library copy. Shows moderate signs of wear and previous use. Can include notes/highlighting. A portion of your purchase benefits nonprofits! - Note: Edition & format may differ from what is shown in stock photo & item details. May not include supplementary material (toys, access code, dvds, etc). …

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Joan Rivers, the groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess, is opinionated especially when it comes to things she hates. With her vast experiences it makes sense that she has come across a lot of people, places and things she can't stand. Fortunately she took notes and is now ready to share them. Here she really lays into ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, bad food, First Ladies, hypocrites, Hollywood, overrated historical figures and much more. Joan lets everyone, including herself, have it in this honest and hilarious rant.…

Paperback. Condition: Good. Joan Rivers, the groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess, is opinionated especially when it comes to things she hates. With her vast experiences it makes sense that she has come across a lot of people, places and things she can't stand. Fortunately she took notes and is now ready to share them. Here she really lays into ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, bad food, First Ladies, hypocrites, Hollywood, overrated historical figures and much more. Joan lets everyone, including herself, have it in this honest and hilarious rant.…