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Hardback. Condition: Very Good. Roaring from the rear, tooting the trouser trumpet whatever you call it, we all fart. And everyone knows a keen farter with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking the blame. Give them their rightful recognition: a book of fart-related activities and puzzles to keep them engrossed, along with fascinating facts to blow their mind.…

Hardback. Condition: Good. Children who have reached the toilet-training stage will think this is the funniest book they've ever seen. Most parents will smile, too, as children and parents turn the pages and follow the antics of a comical group of animals. Here, in amusing words and pictures, is gentle encouragement to toddlers who are going through their toilet-training stage. The color illustrations on every page are large and bold, and the story concludes with a sound button for kids to press. One running rabbit, two little pigs, three tiny birds, and an assembly of other animals are all running toward their potties. On the book's very last page, kids open a double gatefold spread and find that the animals have all reached their destinations. When pressed, the book's sound button on the illustration gives off an appropriately flatulent noise. Lemaitre, Maelle; Lemaitre, Pascal (illustrator).…

Paperback. Condition: Good. In Fart Free Vegan you will learn: - 5 common vegan food mistakes that create gas- How food combining impacts your health and weight- What causes gas and indigestion?- The classifications of foods and how the body digests each category differently- A quick tour of your digestive system while it breaks down a typical vegan meal- The 5 simple food combining rules for a happy belly Plus a free bonus: a printable food quick reference chart with foods classified by digestive category and food combining rules to keep at your fingertips. Are you following a healthy raw or vegan diet and failing to see the success or improvements that you expected? Are the nutritious foods you're eating making you bloated and full of gas? Did you know that your digestive system is designed to break down foods in a precise way? No matter how healthy the food you are eating, you willhave gas and bloating if you break these rules. This book will introduce you to the science of food combining customized for a vegan diet. You'll understand how your digestive system works and what happens when incompatible foods are eaten in one meal (GAS ). Our digestive system developed before we had buffets, grand slam breakfasts, drive-thru fast food and four course dinners. This book shows the way food needs to be eaten and in what combinations to have optimal digestion, minimal gas and great health. Fart Free Vegan will help you get off of the indigestion supplement treadmill. Probiotics, apple cider vinegar, hydrochloric acid, enzymes and charcoal tablets won't cure our indigestion problems. The rules of proper food combining are the foundation of a harmonious digestive system and vibrant health. We may need supplements to pick us up along the way, but the way to optimal health, is to eat in harmony with our digestive system's principles. A Very Simple Change Brings Results No matter how healthy your diet and lifestyle, undigested foods putrefy, ferment, produce gas and indigestion and manufacture toxic bacteria in our gut. This leads to low energy, premature aging, weight gain and poor health. In Fart Free Vegan, Jon shares an important tool that he used to reverse a four year case of chronic fatigue. When he first started on a raw vegan diet, it was a dismal failure. He couldn't shake the discomfort of the gas and bloating after every meal. He knew that he had found the right diet, but only by implementing a few simple food combining rules did he see progress towards wellness. Examples include the common food combining mistakes that vegans make every day in their green smoothies, granolas and even their salads. And provides simple methods and alternatives so you can keep eating the foods you love, and lose the gas and indigestion. Fart Free Vegan provides solutions which will increase your awareness of the categories of food as determined by our body's ability to use enzymes and gastric fluids to harvest nutrients. The common vegan foods are categorized and simple rules of combining for healthy and efficient digestion are presented in an easy to follow format. This book is written for raw foodies and vegans, but anyone can benefit from more knowledge of our digestive system. No matter what you eat, combining foods properly for a happy digestive system will reward you with abundant energy, effortless weight control and vibrant health.…

Hardback. Condition: Good. Doina Paraschiv (illustrator).

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Paperback. Condition: Very Good. The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor couldn't stop there. Next up: a Time-travel Bath Bomb. Throw the Bath Bomb in the tub, lather up and imagine where you'd like to visit. The battle of Waterloo? No problem. The French Revolution? Let's go! Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. Years ago he lost his true love, Juliette Margarine, and now he wants to change the past and win her back. But when his plan goes awry, it's up to Nilly and LIsa to travel in time and save the day. …

Paperback. Condition: Good. ON SALE $9.95 Just $5.39 for a limited time> Unicorns are magical and so are their farts. This funny unicorn coloring book is dedicated to those who love the sparkly and silly things in life. Enjoy coloring a fine collection of>rainbow tooting unicorns with this silly and adorable activity book. Color pictures of majestic unicorns who cannot hold in their rainbow farts Remove and frame your artwork or give it to a friend who needs a laugh Inside you will find large 8.5 x 11 inch pages, 2 coloring test pages, single sided printing, 30 unique illustrations + 30 duplicates Makes a great gift for unicorn lovers, as a white elephant gift, gag gift, or just for fun>.…

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question.WHO CUT THE CHESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air, Gone with the Wind (on famous movie farts), and Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.…

Paperback. Condition: Good. FREE Audiobook Inside That's right.For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You. You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects ). That's twice the farting fun - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'NeilOK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket.aka, the Fart Books Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing.Absolutely hysterical .If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish .Talk about a fun Friday night.…

Hardback. Condition: Very Good. Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world.It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are. Nickel, Adam (illustrator).…

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Two friends use a fart powder for smelly revenge in this first madcap adventure in the zany and hilarious Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder illustrated middle grade series by internationally bestselling author Jo Nesbø. Nilly is new to the neighborhood but makes a friend in Lisa, who is constantly teased by twin bullies, Truls and Trym. Nilly and Lisa like visiting Nilly's neighbor, the eccentric Doctor Proctor, whose inventions are usually a bust. However, he has come up with his most sensational creation yet: a fart powder! There are two strengths: the regular that just makes you fart (without a smell!) and the extra-strength, which can propel you into the sky. Nilly and Lisa decide to sell the powder at school and use it to get revenge on Truls and Trym. All is good farty fun--until someone steals the extra-strength powder to use for more evil purposes. Lowery, Mike (illustrator).…

Hardback. Condition: Good. Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world.It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are. Nickel, Adam (illustrator).…

Paperback. Condition: Good. Two friends use a fart powder for smelly revenge in this first madcap adventure in the zany and hilarious Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder illustrated middle grade series by internationally bestselling author Jo Nesbø. Nilly is new to the neighborhood but makes a friend in Lisa, who is constantly teased by twin bullies, Truls and Trym. Nilly and Lisa like visiting Nilly's neighbor, the eccentric Doctor Proctor, whose inventions are usually a bust. However, he has come up with his most sensational creation yet: a fart powder! There are two strengths: the regular that just makes you fart (without a smell!) and the extra-strength, which can propel you into the sky. Nilly and Lisa decide to sell the powder at school and use it to get revenge on Truls and Trym. All is good farty fun--until someone steals the extra-strength powder to use for more evil purposes. Lowery, Mike (illustrator).…

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. FREE Audiobook Inside That's right.For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You. You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects ). That's twice the farting fun - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'NeilOK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket.aka, the Fart Books Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing.Absolutely hysterical .If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish .Talk about a fun Friday night.…

Paperback. Condition: Fair. Two friends use a fart powder for smelly revenge in this first madcap adventure in the zany and hilarious Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder illustrated middle grade series by internationally bestselling author Jo Nesbø. Nilly is new to the neighborhood but makes a friend in Lisa, who is constantly teased by twin bullies, Truls and Trym. Nilly and Lisa like visiting Nilly's neighbor, the eccentric Doctor Proctor, whose inventions are usually a bust. However, he has come up with his most sensational creation yet: a fart powder! There are two strengths: the regular that just makes you fart (without a smell!) and the extra-strength, which can propel you into the sky. Nilly and Lisa decide to sell the powder at school and use it to get revenge on Truls and Trym. All is good farty fun--until someone steals the extra-strength powder to use for more evil purposes. Lowery, Mike (illustrator).…

Hardback. Condition: Fair. Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world.It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are. Nickel, Adam (illustrator).…

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hardcover. Condition: Fair. Nickel, Adam (illustrator).

paperback. Condition: Very Good. Lowery, Mike (illustrator).

hardcover. Condition: Very Good. Nickel, Adam (illustrator).

Paperback. Condition: Fair. Lowery, Mike (illustrator).

paperback. Condition: As New.

paperback. Condition: Very Good.

paperback. Condition: Very Good.

paperback. Condition: Fair.

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. **Kids love it, 100% Money Back Guarantee** Book 2 Now Available Here on Amazon Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW You'll be so happy you did: -) Buy with confidence. If you're unhappy with your purchase and Amazon doesn't give you a refund, we will refund 100% of your money.…

Paperback. Condition: Good. **Kids love it, 100% Money Back Guarantee** Book 2 Now Available Here on Amazon Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW You'll be so happy you did: -) Buy with confidence. If you're unhappy with your purchase and Amazon doesn't give you a refund, we will refund 100% of your money. …

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Timmy and his best friend the Fart are back again If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love reading along with Timmy and his Fart as they play hockey together The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they attend Timmy's first hockey tryouts. Chaos and laughter ensue as the Fart attempts to help out his best friend the only way he knows how.If you enjoy reading funny books with beautiful illustrations and love having your child read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey.Discover and giggle along with Timmy and his best friend on their exciting day at the hockey arena Scroll up and get ready to giggle along with your children.…

Paperback. Condition: Good. Timmy and his best friend the Fart are back again If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love reading along with Timmy and his Fart as they play hockey together The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they attend Timmy's first hockey tryouts. Chaos and laughter ensue as the Fart attempts to help out his best friend the only way he knows how.If you enjoy reading funny books with beautiful illustrations and love having your child read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey.Discover and giggle along with Timmy and his best friend on their exciting day at the hockey arena Scroll up and get ready to giggle along with your children.…