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Soft cover. Condition: Fine. 1st Edition. [1st ed., 1st printing] ;122 pages 6 x 0.3 x 9 in. ; SIGNED presentation by author on title page ; color photographic stiff paper wrappers ; ISBN 9780692549025, 0692549021 ; OCLC 1003893386 ; Lee finds keepsakes in her basement which reveal past and present shenanigans. As a rogue Southe…rn Belle, a high-jinx expert, and mayhem confessor, you'll find her stories twisted, uproarious, revealing, delicious, quirky, surprising, warm, humorous, heartfelt, or scandalous. Take your pick. These true stories are about family, friends, co-workers, and others whose names she cloaks when telling her tales. Well, she had to. There's the story about how her knucklehead brother-in-law's attempt (and success) to change his mother's death date on her tombstone. And the dude who told his blind date she was the "wrong one" - but wait till you see how it turned out! Or her husband's bachelor friend who tried to break them up before the wedding but karma came back to haunt him. Gotta hand it to her, though, at least she's authentic while she divulges this confidential information. Writer and humorist known for her Southern Charm, St. John is a popular stand-up comedienne and lecturer. A Georgia Peach by birth but an adopted Alabama Camellia, Lee splits her time and humor between her Georgia newspaper column and as a radio and TV-contributor for the Charter Cable Network in Alabama. She can follow or slice and dice rules of etiquette; it just depends on her mood. And after she's done, there will be a story to tell. ; A print journalist turned advertising secretary turned sales representative turned English teacher, St. John's inspirations for her roguish humor are Erma Bombeck, Lewis Grizzard, and The Seinfeld Chronicles (Seinfeld). Her premature articulation gets her into trouble but the beauty of it is, she then writes about her playful misconduct. You may relate.Married for 34 years, her husband told her he wanted a challenge when he married her. Bless his heart. Be careful what you wish for. ; Contents:Dazed and confused -- Brain dead -- I have no words.o I guess I really do -- Can't cry, so you have to laugh -- Character witness -- Silent movie -- You will hear from my attorney in the morning -- Til we meet again -- The F-bomb and you think you're so cocky? -- How do you spell F***?-- Speaking of F*** -- Stroking men's egos -- Nut case -- Best laid lesson plans -- The world largest outdoor cocktail party -- CYA -- What did you expect? -- Student teaching: Who's teaching whom? -- The Scarlet Letter rap -- Life lessons -- Where do babies come from? -- One day you're gonna love it -- Karma -- Geriatric run -- She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini -- Old college try -- Drawing from experience - NANNOOO -- Getting away with it -- What you see is what you get -- Class act -- Don't stand so close to me -- Faking it -- Girls night out -- Saying goodbye -- Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails -- Babying Daddy -- Rubber ducky -- Puppy dog tales -- Pup, pup -- Hook, line and sinker -- Do you pass the muster? -- Onf of a kind -- Corn dog sticks -- Hello? DFACS? -- Natural and safe night time sleep aid -- Batter up! -- Georgia peach -- In-law Outlaw -- Glossary - Cast of Characters -- Oops! I almost forgot -- Thanks and then some -- Hey! I've got more wicked stories to expose -- About the author ; FINE. Signed by Author(s). Book.
