Asshole No More; The Original Self-Help Guide for Recovering Assholes and Their Victims

Volume 1 of the Asshole Conspiracy. Unread and unopened! (Hard to list as 'New' when it's 31 years old). If you can't think of at least 12 people to give this book to, then don't buy it. (Someone else will probably give it to you.) Until recently, it was almost impossible to find anyone in the healing professions who would take the disease of assholism seriously. Compulsively rude treatment of others was viewed only as a character flaw, not as an addiction over which the asshole had no real control. We believed that assholes were assholes because they didn't know any better. All of this is rapidly changing, thanks to the ground-breaking work of Dr. Xavier Crement, as told in this brilliant overview, Asshole No More. Dr. Crement had already established his reputation in proctology when he came to the realization that he was an asshole. He sought help to overcome his affliction, but could not find any. Now, as a recovering asshole, he has switched to the practice of psychiatry and devoted his life to helping other assholes find help and a new life.…