Git-R-Done: Larry The Cable Guy [FIRST EDITION, FIRST PRINTING]

Larry The Cable Guy

Published by Crown Publishers, New York, 2005

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As new condition red boards with a blue spine and silver spine lettering contained in an as new condition non price-clipped color photographic dust jacket. Includes Dear Reader; Foreword by My Mother; Introduction by Lewis Black; End Credits; Rum Balls Recipe. [NOTE: Words in parentheses on the inner front jacket flap are crossed out by the publisher, yet still legible and used for comic effect by Larry the Cable Guy - I can't cross them out so they are therefore in parenthesis, as follows:] 'My smart-ass New York editor tried to describe Git-R-Done on the flaps here, but I had to rewrite the whole thing because he used too many words I couldn't figure out without a dictionary. Anyway, I hope you like the book! - Larry. "Larry the Cable Guy (is one of our country's most important intellectuals) tells jokes. (His fans have been clamoring for this comic genius to write a book.) Okay, in all fairness nobody has really ever asked me to write a book exactly; however, I have had several requests to shower more. (At long last, we are presented with his intesely moving story.) So instead, here's a funny collection of total lies. Git-R-Done (delves deeply into Larry's life and work) is chock-full of fart jokes and straight talk about America. (Larry wrote the book in order to give inspiration to his fans and insight into his illustrious life.) I sat down one day and said to myself, "Larry, you've done it all. You've got three gold records, a successful DVD, a hit TV show, a picture of Shania Twain givin' ya the finger, and most important, the high score on Frogger. What more could you possibly do?" Then I started thinking about writing a book (The result is an important call to arms for the proletariat.) I wanted mostly to write Git-R-Done for all those good Americans who just wanna laugh like I do. (Git-R-DOne is filled with portraits of many of today's most important Americans.) Come on inside and hear me make fun of Janet Reno, Rosie O'Donnell, and my fat sister, who caused a twelve-tray pileup in front of the caramel nut rills at the country buffet. (Larry also has a unique take on sports, politics, and art.) I'm gonna tell you why Dick Trickle is my hero, why we need to get back to goos ol' common sense, and why I prefer a picture of the Last Supper with NASCAR drivers as the disciples over just about anything. (The rest is history). Lord, I apologize!" - from the inner front jacket flap.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: Git-R-Done: Larry The Cable Guy [FIRST EDITION, FIRST PRINTING]
• Publisher: Crown Publishers, New York
• Publication Date: 2005
• Binding: Hardcover
• Edition: 1st Edition
• Condition: As New
• Dust Jacket Condition: As New