Parenting Made Disgustingly Easy - Softcover

Joe Barnhart

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0692028870 ISBN 13: 9780692028872

Publisher: Joe Barnhart, 2014

Synopsis

Parenting Made Disgustingly Easy: A practically worthless guide for raising little people is a how-to parody about the trials and tribulations of parenthood. Written for anyone who has heard of, seen, rented, or actually owned a child, the book covers a wide range of essential skills from housetraining to choosing grandparents. It examines tough topics such as head lice, potty chair construction, breast feeding, manners, swearing, and World Peace. This book's lighthearted prose sidesteps any useful child rearing advice and is loaded with the myopic insight you expect from a male-type person who can barely remember yesterday, let alone raising three sons. Deep in the book's bowels are a moat, fusion reactor, Pavlov and dog, Curley the Rat, and an imploding quark. The book is littered with inspirational illustrations enabling the reader to visualize the subtle nuances of memorable rants about such endearing concepts as brain mapping and the benefits of selling a child to a pirate. One really couldn't ask for anything more.

About this edition

• Publisher: Joe Barnhart
• Publication date: 2014
• ISBN 10: 0692028870
• ISBN 13: 9780692028872
• Binding: Paperback
• Edition number: 1
• Number of pages: 105