If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out The Garbage

Carter, B.B.; Bixon, Barbara

ISBN 10: 1588510824 / ISBN 13: 9781588510822

Published by PublishAmerica, 2001

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out The Garbage
• Publisher: PublishAmerica
• Publication Date: 2001
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1588510824
• ISBN 13: 9781588510822
• Binding: Paperback
• Condition: Very Good
• Weight: 15 ounces
• Signed: Signed

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Synopsis

Lillian, a gorgeous 35-year-old redhead, suburban housewife, and renowned klutz, is the last to know that her marriage is over. Her husband, Fred, is a skirt chasing tyrant, and Lillian who is bored to tears tending her home and family, gets herself a job at a small law firm. This decision starts Lillian off on the road from one mad cap adventure to another. Like the time she joins a client to discuss business over dinner, only to be plied with a meal that?s drenched in wine and liquor, then lured up to his hotel room. On an other evening, Lillian is dashing out of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel during a fire alarm, wearing nothing more than a towel. If it isn?t liquor or fires, we see Lillian jumping out of an exploding yacht into chilly Hudson River. As Lillian?s klutziness keeps getting her into one mess after another, she finally comes to the realization that there?s more to life than an unhappy marriage, and more to living than the line-up of Tuesday and Friday garbage cans, or men with one-track minds and third-rate jobs. Lillian is finally off on the fast track, to a life that?s entirely her own