The 50 Secrets of Highly Successful Cats, or How to Succeed with Humans (Without Really Trying)

Written by cats for cats, a delightfully clever, beautifully illustrated guide to living with humans includes tips on how to rule the home, managing human companions, and learning to be a cat with an attitude. Original.

We are by nature secretive, inscrutable, and somewhat lazy. But we realize that too often these days young kittens are not instructed in the foolproof techniques we have developed over centuries. And so we have undertaken the urgent task of sharing with fellow felines the secrets of a successful cat. Included are such valuable tips as: Shedding on fabric the same color as your hair is a waste of effort. Go for the contrast. Many humans find dog tricks appealing. Does this mean cats should do tricks, too? No. When selecting a gift for a human, you can't go wring with a dead rodent. It shows considerable effort, and if they don't want it, you've got a bonus. Forty-seven other important insights make this fun volume as essential to every cat as a good bird feeder, and appealing to fans of French For Cats and A Cat's Little Instruction Book.