Autobiography of a One Year Old

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An adorable paperback edition of a popular hardback by bestselling humorist Rohan Candappa. It's an extraordinary world out there and The One Year Old is here to share his revelatory journey through babyhood. From full and frank explanations as to why he sometime blows snot bubbles through his nose (because he can) to the mystery of the stalker (if someone had just explained to him about mirrors). From the frustrating stupidity of his parents (Hairy and Smooth) to delights of running around naked on the kitchen table, it's a truly enlightening and delightfully funny read. To every parent who's ever wearily wiped food from the floor and said 'Is this your idea of a game?' - beware. The One Year Old is about to reveal just how much he's been playing with you.

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?I am a one-year-old and this is my autobiography....?

Have you ever looked at your baby and wondered what he or she is thinking? Are you ready to find out?

?I thought it was about time someone told it like it is. So I?m spilling the beans on the world of a one-year-old. A world where you?re left in the charge of totally inept parents. Where everything?s at completely the wrong height. Where you?re not allowed to splash in the bath but you are in the pool. Where nobody understands a single word you say. And where diapers and poop loom large at every turn.

?It?s a roller-coaster ride through one heck of a year. I?ve laughed a lot, I?ve cried a lot, I?ve learned a lot. And so will you. You might even discover the answer to that age-old question: Humpty Dumpty ? did he fall or was he pushed?

?Anyway, must run. I see a bowl of tepid gloop is being spooned out for me. What joy.?

Welcome to the wonderful world of your one-year-old.

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“[E]njoy a glimpse of life from the other side.”
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