The Holy Book Of MAGA: Scripture of the Red-Hatted Remnant

Scripture of the Red-Hatted Remnant

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In the beginning was the Tweet.

The Holy Book of MAGA is a full-blown evangelical parody of biblical proportions — a sacred text for the unhinged, the politically fried, and anyone who's ever mistaken a barbecue for a battleground.

From The Book of Genesis (In the Beginning, Trump Created America) to The MAGA Apocalypse (featuring a golden escalator descending from the heavens), this heretical scripture walks you through the divine mythos of modern American nationalism with full Old Testament drama — and none of the fact-checking.

Inside these pages, you'll discover:

• 🔥 The Book of Grievances (100 Psalms of outrage, denial, and victimhood)

• 🐂 The MAGA Ten Commandments (Thou shalt not fact-check thyself)

• 📜 The Beatitudes of the Based (Blessed are the canceled, for they shall be podcasted)

• ✉️ Epistles to the Blue States (love letters from the church of the double-wide)

• 💥 The Revelation of Mar-a-Lago (and the return of the Chosen One via golden escalator)

Blasphemous. Brilliant. Bizarre.
Whether you're a recovering conservative, a heretic liberal, or just politically exhausted, this book is your roadmap to the absurdity of American political religion — delivered in full King James conspiracy.

File Under:
🚨 Satire
✝️ Religious Parody
📦 Political Absurdism
📕 Holy Books (Unauthorized Edition)

Warning: May cause conviction, confusion, or spontaneous barbecue attendance.
Perfect for book clubs, survival bunkers, and passive-aggressive Christmas gifts.