Nice Guys Don't Get Laid

A tongue-in-cheek synopsis of the dating scene - one man's point of view of what women are attracted to and what they are not. Biting, humorous text accompanied by slick pen and ink line drawings, featuring popular hot spots. Highlights feature a Nice Guy test complete with celebrity examples and complete descriptions of three types- Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Average and Mr. Abuse.

Marcus Meleton is well known for his satire and humor/relationship books, drawing appearances nationally on Geraldo, Montel Williams, Leeza, and Playboy Channel.

Coverage of his books include USA Today, Los Angeles Times, New York Times, Mens Fitness Magazine, Maxim, Dallas Morning News, San Francisco Examiner, Complete Woman Magazine, Publishers Weekly, Orange County Register, Fort Worth Morning Star, and Washington Times.

Meleton continues to a 1,000 radio shows internationally including England, Canada, Australia, Switzerland, New Zealand, and Japan. Meleton's background is wildly varied. He was raised in Louisiana, surrounded by four sisters who left him utterly confused in dealing with women. Marcus has a degree in Computer Science from the University of Louisiana (a degree known for its rabid womanizers). He has an MBA from the University of Georgia. Employment encompasses Air Force Officer, Editor of Home Business Magazine, University Cop and over 20 years in the Aerospace industry. He currently has settled into real estate investment consulting. His books include Nice Guys Don't Get Laid, Hunting For Lawyers, Pete the P.O.'d Postal Worker and The Adventures of Liberal Man. Marcus is married to Marjorie and has four children (Brittany, Marcus III, Cole, and Anneleigh) and resides in Houston, Texas.