Cranium Richard (35 results)

Paperback. Condition: Good. The book has been read but remains in clean condition. All pages are intact and the cover is intact. Some minor wear to the spine.

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Paperback or Softback. Condition: New. The Truth of Being . . .: And Other Shit. Book.

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PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

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PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

Paperback / softback. Condition: New. This item is printed on demand. New copy - Usually dispatched within 5-9 working days.

Condition: New. Print on Demand pp. 354.

Paperback. Condition: New. This item is printed on demand. New copy - Usually dispatched within 5-9 working days.

Condition: New. Print on Demand pp. 354.

Condition: New. PRINT ON DEMAND pp. 354.

Paperback / softback. Condition: New. This item is printed on demand. New copy - Usually dispatched within 5-9 working days.

Paperback / softback. Condition: New. This item is printed on demand. New copy - Usually dispatched within 5-9 working days.

Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Want to work harder and longer? Do you dream of how to effectively utilize the space within your cubicle?Want to make more money? Do you want a book that will make all your career goals come true? Then this is NOT the book for you. Dr. Richard Cranium pHd, BS, ADD, ADHD, CFS has consolidated decades of bitterness and snarky comments into one easy read. If you want the secrets of successful slacking, interoffice romance and integrated daydreaming, interspersed with hilarious stories and features about that thing we all love to hate: Work. As a bonus, you'll finally know how to effectively blame your parents for all your shortcomings, learn to envy the janitor, and resent your younger self. Never before has a more incomplete guide to attaining the American Dream been assembled in one place. Just touching this book will possibly cause your next review to drop three points.Just remember, it's not the venerable Dr. Richard Cranium's fault, he's just the messenger.Fun chapters include: Why was I so damn much smarter when I was seven years old?5A tale of two workers8Opening my eyes to my little "problem"12Work sucks and you shouldn't do it if at all possible17Why you are less valuable to your company than a Copy Machine22Why you will work your whole life to die in poverty27Do you deserve a raise? #%at& that, you're probably overpaid31Why you will never be in the top echelon of your company34Why you earn less than the CEO spends on a haircut37Why you should envy the Janitor42Salary slavery and why you can never work enough hours46The words we use when we want to look super smart50How to get promoted through ineptitude55Your parents lied to you, but in all fairness their parents lied to them58Why do I have to work with idiots?63Death in a cage and under fluorescent light67Doing the dirty with coworkers, and why it's awesome72Getting written up, warned and brought to Jesus76Education, or how to spend your parents money really fast81Why moving up means moving out85Self Delusionment - The path to career contentment88Non-Profit work - or how to get suckered into that scam90Invest your way to financial ruin97Starting your own business and why it's probably the worst idea you've ever had101Invent something, so you can get robbed105Are you passing your delusions to the next generation?108 This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. …

Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - The Author has attained an age where the number of things which annoy him have reached critical mass. The premise of his book is to establish an affinity with like minded individuals, but also a kind of weird therapy for himself. In this effort, where he tackles 101 of these everyday annoyances, we take a journey through many different aspects of our lives and also his frustrations regarding the way some things have changed, in his lifetime, but not necessarily for the better. Some of his observations are controversial, some are outrageous, a few have a serious point, but the main purpose is to give us a laugh and an opportunity to learn that we are not alone.…

Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - When I was about 19 years old, I walked into a dealership and asked: 'How much for this car ' The salesperson told me the price and I said 'OK'. I was pretty green when it came to negotiating for a vehicle. Then, a number of years later, when I was just starting to sell cars, one of my first customers was a factory worker. He asked me: 'How much for this car ' I told him the price and like me, he said 'OK'.Yet I suggested; 'I'll see if I can knock off a few hundered for you.' He was very happy. I went to the sales manager and presented the customer's deal with the few hundred off to which he replied, 'great' - sniffing a 'lay down' buyer. 'OK,' he added. 'But get him to sign over to us this $500 customer appreciation incentive from the manufacturer.' A customer appreciation bonus is supposed to go directly to the customer.It was then I knew that I was eventually going to write this book, to help those like my prior self - an unknowledgeable customer, get a fair deal. …