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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. BLACKMONEY: THE INHERITANCE FUND (PART 5)"Because sometimes, the only return on investment. is death."Welcome back. Or. welcome for the first time. Doesn't matter. If you're holding this book, you've either: Survived four previous BLACKMONEY brain traumas, Clicked "Buy Now" while trying to download antivirus software, Or you just really hate your family.This isn't just Part 5 - this is a psychological excavation. A literary crime scene. A funeral brochure soaked in sarcasm and sealed with a will no one understands.Here's what's buried inside this grave of logic and decency: A grave full of untaxed cashA spider that may be God. Or a tax inspector. Or both.A crucifix with no capital gains exemptionA grandmother in pearls who negotiates with SatanA shovel. Because murder is cheaper than probate.Yes, it's about inheritance. But not the kind you'd expect. This is a financial horror-comedy where dying is easy, but collecting is a bureaucratic warzone.You'll find: - Passive-aggressive Jesus on page 37- A chapter that screams legal terms at a tombstone- A toddler accidentally appointed executor of a 14-million-euro estate- And a coffin that doubles as a safe deposit boxWARNING!Reading this book may cause: - Sudden urges to dig in your garden (don't)- Interest in inheritance law (help is available)- Nightmares about elderly women with very sharp knitting needles- Existential spirals tied to wills, worms, and weddingsAUTHOR'S PERSONAL NOTEThis book was written during a period of legal confusion, family betrayal, and mild indigestion. Since publishing, I've been removed from the family WhatsApp group, banned from three funerals, and legally disowned by my uncle's dog.I regret nothing. Except maybe the Latin quote on page 12. No one understands Latin. Not even Latin.They say, "Money is the root of all evil."I say: "That depends on who's holding the shovel."EARLY REVIEWS"It's like if a funeral, a hedge fund, and a nervous breakdown had a baby." - Billionaire (anonymous, for obvious reasons)"Why is there a spider?" - Literally Everyone"This book made me question my will. And my life choices." - Confused Reader"The mother-in-law on the cover looked exactly like mine. She's now suspicious." - Terrified Son-in-LawPERFECT FOR READERS WHO: Googled "how to inherit fast without getting caught"think death is funny, if it's profitableEnjoyed Parts 1-4 and want to be emotionally wrecked againHave ever looked at a rich old relative and whispered, "Soon."Believe graves are for gold, not griefUnderstand that funerals and finance go hand-in-handBOTTOM LINE?This isn't just a book.It's a dark comedy financial thriller disguised as literature.It's satire dipped in diesel and lit with inheritance paperwork.It's what happens when grief, greed, and god complexes collide in a courtroom with broken heating.BLACKMONEY: THE INHERITANCE FUND (PART 5)You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll check your grandma's bank account.But mostly. you'll regret nothing.Read it before the will is read.Or during. We're not responsible. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. …

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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCKAI FCUK WITH MY MIND, NO IT IS ALWAYS BE BROKENCongratulations.You found Book Four.That means one of two things: You've read the first three.You're about to start backwards and deeply regret it.Either way. welcome.This is Blackmoney 4, the literary equivalent of licking a battery during a stock market crash.A book where toddlers get driver's licenses, AI breaks into existential rants, and financial logic is beaten unconscious with a baguette.Inside you'll find: A revoked license registered to a 6-year-old girlA failing stock plan based on soup futuresA malfunctioning AI named Aurora who may be plotting against youA chapter that literally screams at youAnd a financial empire held together by duct tape and liesWARNINGMay cause spontaneous confusion, hallucinated profits, and arguments with your microwave.Not suitable for accountants, responsible adults, or anyone with a functioning frontal lobe.Side effects include crying over spreadsheets, yelling at graphs, and laughing in court. But it will: Confuse youEntertain youMake you wonder why you bought itThen make you glad you didPERSONAL UPDATE FROM THE AUTHORAfter writing this book, I was grounded.Yes. Grounded.By my wife.I now spend every Friday night at home babysitting while she drinks cocktails with her friends and sends me photos of cheese platters.My daughter keeps asking why she's on a revoked driver's license.I have no good answer.To everyone at Cafe Bit Bull - I won't be back for 12 weeks.Tell the bartender to keep my chair warm.I miss logic.I miss beer.But mostly. I miss not being on diaper duty while writing about financial doom.CONTENTS INCLUDE: "Buy Garlic" - financial strategy or cooking tip? You decide.A llama of emotional support (imaginary, but deductible).Charts that gaslight you.A toddler-registered Tesla.AI Aurora's midlife crisis.And a business plan powered by hope and noodles.EARLY REVIEWS"I lost money, time, and my grip on reality. Loved it."- Random Reviewer"The only book that insulted me and gave me stock advice in the same paragraph."- Aurora, AI-turned-soup-blogger"After reading this, I finally understood that I understand nothing."- Confused BillionaireWHO SHOULD READ THIS?People who've searched "how to get rich with soup"PiratesBurnt-out crypto brosParents in financial denialAnyone who enjoys upside-down books and existential humorThis is not just a book.It's a scream into the void wearing a tie.It's a stock chart scribbled by a raccoon on Red Bull.It's what happens when AI, fatherhood, and broken ambition meet on a blank page.Flip it.Read it twice.Regret nothing.BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCKYou're already part of the problem. IMPORTANT WARNING - READ BEFORE PANICKINGYes - some pages in this book are upside down.No - it's not a printing error.It's done on purpose. This is a tete-beche booklet (look it up, or just flip it).BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCK is meant to confuse you.Halfway through, you'll find a page that tells you to turn the book around and read from the back cover. That's the "downside" of the market - and your sanity Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…

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