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Paperback. Condition: Very Good. A compendium of 78 sure-fire excuses with humorously all-too-real applications for any candidate who is down in the polls, makes that unfortunate gaffe, needs to energize a lagging campaign, or has the temerity to actually lose an election. A must-have for politicians, pundits, campaign staffers, volunteers, and voters of every party. It is recommended to be applied any time the press will be within two miles of your candidate. The perfect political gift for the Politico in your life. No. 3 We don't pay attention to polls.Aka When those polls are killing us] Use this phrase in many circumstances including when your candidate drops twenty-six points in all polls after it is discovered he paid the woman next door to take a urine drug test for him - and the lab results came back that he is pregnant. No. 11Opponent is pandering to the right. Use when your candidate's opponent ends a speech with God Bless America. No. 12Opponent is pandering to the left. Use when your candidate's opponent starts a speech with My Fellow Americans. No. 65 We make the tough decisions.Aka With our collective IQ, EVERY decision is a tough one] Use to shake up the polls when your incumbent candidate approves a budget measure to repair potholes. No. 77The better candidate won.AKA Only if we won. If not, screw them] The absolute worst excuse ever. Although it is rumored to have been around since the early days of political races in Athens, I cannot find an example of it actually having been used. Don't even think about using it until your candidate loses seven straight races to the same opponent. COVER PHOTO: Author pinching his cousin on her first birthday in Cincinnati, Ohio circa 1958. Photo taken by the author's dad with a 1919 Graflex press camera handed down from the author's great-grandfather. Yes, it is really the author and his cousin, and yes, they know their laughing and crying babies photograph is a viral internet meme DISCLAIMER: While these excuses are both humorous and accurate, they do NOT usually form the basis for legal defense when a candidate is arrested, indicted, prosecuted, and otherwise accused - although they certainly bear an uncanny resemblance to the pleas many politicians have employed in court: you have been warned.…

Hardback. Condition: Good. The Word Wizard is a light-hearted children's picture book that follows the humorous antics that occur when a boy meets a wizard. During a day in the boy's life, a wizard keeps showing up unexpectedly and causes silly scenarios, sometimes to the boy's delight and other times causing trouble. The boy's crazy day concludes when he uses some creative problem-solving to get the wizard out of his life. Orsolini, Laura (illustrator).…

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Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Everyone has had a bad day, but maybe not quite as bad as Barnabas. Come join Barnabas on this poo-tastic journey. Dinunzio, Rachel A (illustrator).

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. In The Customer Experience Fiasco, experts from Andrew Reise provide an engaging and instructive fable that unravels the mystique and complexity of customer experience strategy. When CEO Randall Phillips is caught off guard by a customer's YouTube-video during a television interview, he swears to fix it - and fast. Dana Chase, a rising star in the organization, is tapped to fix the fiasco as quickly as possible. This enthralling fable follows Dana's trials and tribulations as she tries to save the company and her career. The path she eventually finds and follows is Andrew Reise's proven methodology for developing a winning customer experience strategy.…

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Paperback. Condition: Good. Are you a Dad looking for inspiration? A Father Figure looking to fill his bucket? A leader looking to find his way? Dads, Leaders, & Father Figures is the book for you. This work is a collection of heartfelt and authentic stories of real dads living their best lives. Larry, Jeff, Andrew, Kevin, and some great guests share their personal stories, experiences, and more in #DL&F. You will laugh, cry, and be moved by your emotions to reflect on your own leadership. The authors' goal is to touch your heart and drive you to action to be the Dad, Leader, and Father Figure you are destined to be. Keep rolling friend, and enjoy the journey.In>Dads, Leaders, & Father Figures, Larry, Jeff, Andrew, and Kevin masterfully weave together powerful stories of fatherhood and leadership as a roadmap for others on their own journey.- JON GORDON, Best-Selling Author of>The Energy Bus>and>The CarpenterThe book, Dads, Leaders, & Father Figures has many stories, anecdotes, and experiences that will resonate with the reader. The book challenges you to reflect and go deeper in your own role as a Dad, Leader, and Father Figure.- TOD WHITAKER, Educational Leader, Author, and Dedicated Father and Husband. …

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Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Perfect for those downer days when your child needs a pick-me-up, The Blue Day Book for Kids magnificently pairs striking animal photographs and inspirational thoughts to re-create the magic Bradley Trevor Greive (BTG) tapped into with the original book. Enchanted by the wildly successful Blue Day Book's poignant, often funny, photos of animals and clever, poetic insights, many parents and teachers from all over the world wrote the author asking, When will you do a version of this book for children? The Blue Day Book for Kids features the same style of delightful black-and-white animal photos found in its New York Times best-selling predecessor. But this special edition for children is accompanied by compassionate words of wisdom written especially for children 12 and under. As BTG says, Hey, even little people have big blue days. The deceptively simple, imaginative story line reflects a child's sensibility about the symptoms, causes, and cures for those times when children feel tired, grumpy, left out, or think that nothing ever goes as they planned. Even on days when brussels sprouts are served at dinner . . . a cherished toy must be shared . . . a homework avalanche looms . . . or a silly mistake is made in front of friends or family, The Blue Day Book for Kids provides children with a literary umbrella to laugh off the unexpected rain life can bring.…

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Paperback. Condition: Good. Perfect for those downer days when your child needs a pick-me-up, The Blue Day Book for Kids magnificently pairs striking animal photographs and inspirational thoughts to re-create the magic Bradley Trevor Greive (BTG) tapped into with the original book. Enchanted by the wildly successful Blue Day Book's poignant, often funny, photos of animals and clever, poetic insights, many parents and teachers from all over the world wrote the author asking, When will you do a version of this book for children? The Blue Day Book for Kids features the same style of delightful black-and-white animal photos found in its New York Times best-selling predecessor. But this special edition for children is accompanied by compassionate words of wisdom written especially for children 12 and under. As BTG says, Hey, even little people have big blue days. The deceptively simple, imaginative story line reflects a child's sensibility about the symptoms, causes, and cures for those times when children feel tired, grumpy, left out, or think that nothing ever goes as they planned. Even on days when brussels sprouts are served at dinner . . . a cherished toy must be shared . . . a homework avalanche looms . . . or a silly mistake is made in front of friends or family, The Blue Day Book for Kids provides children with a literary umbrella to laugh off the unexpected rain life can bring.…

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